My boyfriend always talks about ways to improve on things, but never thinks on ways to improve our relationship. I understand that health, his career, and hobbies are important to him. But, shouldn’t I be as well? Or is that selfish?
I was pooping in my boyfriend’s bathroom and all of a sudden his dad yelled “Do you want some of this pasta?!?!” and I got freaked out and nervous and the only thing that came to mind to say back is ” I’M POOOOOOPING!!!!” Awkward.
I love it when my boyfriend still has pictures saved on his computer of other girls in their bikinis. Woooohoooo.
immiqrant: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)