May 2013
My boyfriend always talks about ways to improve on things, but never thinks on ways to improve our relationship. I understand that health, his career, and hobbies are important to him. But, shouldn’t I be as well? Or is that selfish?
I was pooping in my boyfriend’s bathroom and all of a sudden his dad yelled “Do you want some of this pasta?!?!” and I got freaked out and nervous and the only thing that came to mind to say back is ” I’M POOOOOOPING!!!!”
Awkward.
I love it when my boyfriend still has pictures saved on his computer of other girls in their bikinis. Woooohoooo.
immiqrant:
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO
noonelovesmeimalonelol:
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...
– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)